HUNT-444 | I'm not a masseuse or anything, but I'm unemployed and I wanted to touch the bodies of young wives, so I put up a flyer on the bulletin board in the housing complex saying "I'm now a super cheap masseuse" and it was surprisingly well-received, and I was flooded with phone reservations! What's more, just touching them, even though I've never done a massage before, made me realize that they were stressed out from raising children and not having sex.