My wife, who works part-time at a factory in the city, attended a home party last weekend to get to know her colleagues. A few days later, I found an envelope in a drawer in her room. I casually played the enclosed disk, which was titled "Company Quarterly Report lol," and was irritated to the core by the sight of my wife, surrounded by men from her company, completely covered in mud. I couldn't help but stare at it, panting...!