Yesterday, he got married, and he was supposed to love his wife more than anything in the world, but... On his honeymoon, he visited a sophisticated, luxurious hotel. He heard that massages were a selling point, so he asked for one, and was greeted by a gorgeous masseuse. While he was enjoying the massage, he heard someone whisper in his ear, "Your wife seems to be asleep, so... do you want to do it?" "Huh?" He had sex with the masseuse right next to his sleeping wife.