Sale ads for women's clothing are often found in newspaper inserts. The other day, my wife told me that her neighbor, Mr. Nojima's wife, had asked her to be a model for a part-time job... I said, "Why don't you give it a try?" and readily agreed. Then, about two weeks later, I was casually looking at the insert in the morning paper when I fainted. In the colorfully printed discount flyer, my wife was smiling in her embarrassing "underwear".