"Your mom likes it rough." It all started when my friend became interested in my mother. My friend is a member of the film club and is good with video equipment, but he doesn't know his place in the world and tends to like older women. He told me that he recklessly asked me to make a move on him, even though there's no way my mother would be interested in a younger student who smells like piss. Unfortunately, I'm sure my mother won't take my friend seriously. I'm sure that's true, but the only thing that bothers me is that my mother is too kind...