A telephone counseling center for your worries. Most of the calls are about problems with the lower body. And they come from married women well into their adulthood. They're pregnant with the child of their affair partner and want to give birth to it, they want to divorce their husband and be with their boyfriend, they get sexually aroused by shoplifting, and there's a whole host of indecent stories about the lower body that will make you want to hold your head in your hands just listening to them!!