"I've been married to my wife for five years. I'm not bragging, but we are very much in love. Yes, I dote on my wife." "I love my wife... and of course we get along well sexually... but our sex life has been getting a bit stale lately. We've tried things like blindfolds, toys, anal, and light S&M... but in the end, none of it suited either of us..." "So I came up with a plan... a plan born out of love..." "Is this the right answer?... I honestly don't know... but my wife and I are happy... I'm sure..."