The only salvation for a good-for-nothing who is unemployed and still a virgin is that my kind mother is there to take care of me. She is a special woman with a voluptuous body and a smile who always makes me feel good. She provides me with three meals a day and even takes care of my sexual needs, so surely this means I won't need a girlfriend or get married? It's a blissful moment that makes me want to scream "Mommy!!" and hug her. I'm fine with life the way it is, so moms are the best after all!!