"You may be feeling anxious about your upcoming surgery and hospitalization, but at our hospital, we have a dedicated nurse who is available 24 hours a day, anywhere, so that all inpatients can focus on their treatment with peace of mind." You'll have a dedicated nurse like this!? She'll focus on stimulating your nipples with her fingertips and tongue while looking at you! It's like heaven! I'd want to stay in a hospital like this forever!