I caught a female student shoplifter... She kept asking me to forgive her, but as the manager of the store, I had to call her parents and school, so I couldn't let her go! After clicking her tongue and sighing, she said, "Okay, I'll just do it, right?" and started unbuttoning her blouse one by one. I said, "Hey, what are you doing!?" but she didn't stop! I'm not fit to be a manager, I got a boner.