We offer a flat-rate unlimited insertion service exclusively to patients in the internal medicine ward of our hospital. You can insert it as much as you like with any female staff working in the ward. This does not only apply to medical staff, but also to receptionists and cleaning staff. We have introduced this as part of treatment in the hope that it will provide some relief to those suffering from illness. Please enjoy to your heart's content. All the staff at our hospital look forward to seeing you. "Woooooooooooooooooooo!!!"