"The other day I went to a bar and there was a customer doing something sneaky. I heard some kind of vibration sound coming from nearby. I bet he had a vibrator or something inside him lol. He does that a lot, he called the staff saying he'd spilled a lot of water and then he disappeared halfway through but then he came back and asked for a private room and he was definitely doing it inside. I'm jealous of people who have sexy girlfriends." "I also went to a family restaurant yesterday and there was a girl who was really staggering around, spilling the drink bar the moment she heard the vibration sound and dripping liquid-like fluid from between her legs. How perverted is it to come in a family restaurant lol. In the end I heard moaning coming from the toilet... I wish I had a girlfriend like that."