My wife and I moved to a new house... and the apartment next door to us was occupied by a man named Ueno. I heard that Ueno is qualified as a "disaster prevention advisor" or something... On a holiday afternoon, my wife and I took Ueno's disaster prevention course. It was quite useful, with things like artificial respiration and crime prevention items, so it was good in itself... But I was feeling uneasy inside because Ueno has a rather large, bulging penis...