I'm a student at a university's Faculty of Education, and I have a dream. Yes, that dream is to become an elementary school teacher. However, when I told my sister about this, she vehemently refused. "No! You're a lolicon, aren't you? We can't let a potential sex offender become an elementary school teacher!" No, no! I'm not a lolicon! My sister, who doesn't believe me no matter what I say, made this suggestion. "Okay, I'm going to test you to see if you're a lolicon. If it's confirmed that you are a lolicon, then you'll have to give up on your dream of becoming an elementary school teacher, okay?" And so my sister's lolicon diagnosis began.