The reason I'm not popular is because my mother gave birth to me and looked just like my father! I wish I looked like my beautiful mother... I was masturbating with my mother's underwear to vent my frustrations, but she saw me in the act. I thought she would scold me, but to my surprise, she offered to help me masturbate. Maybe she's trying to seduce me? If so, why don't you just take my virginity!