The other day, when my son changed the light bulb, I was holding the stepladder and my eyes fell on his crotch... I was so moved by the thought, "He's grown up so well," and before I knew it, I was fantasizing about having a long, deep kiss with my son. From that day on, all I could think about was having an affair with my son. And then, I got into the bathtub to wash my son's back...