Spring has finally come to me! I mustered up all my courage and confessed my feelings to her, and I'm now dating the girl I love! Where should we go on our first date? I want to exchange our favorite books... Just as I was thinking about that... What?! What are you doing? You can't! I'm not allowed! I was forced to lose my virginity to the married woman who lives next door... My first experience was an erection caused by guilt. I love her, but I can't get an erection at all... I can't get an erection without guilt anymore!