I really like the married woman who lives nearby, so I wondered how I could do something naughty with her. I really wanted to do it, so I thought I should go back to basics and pretend to be a virgin, and maybe it would tickle her maternal instinct. So I called out to her, and it was a great success! I ran with all my virgin power at this rate, and we had sex. Married women are so kind. Long live virgins!