Married for 3 years, no children. The other day, my wife picked up a flyer for a "call massage" in front of the station on her way home from shopping. She said that they were offering a new campaign and that they were offering treatments at a discount, so she called on the weekend to try it out and get some conversation going. At first, I was the one receiving the treatment, but the massage therapist said to my wife, who had been complaining of shoulder pain from her usual housewife duties, "If you'd like, we can give you a massage with the ladies' course."