No matter how you look at it, you're a super perverted masochist. Your dick is also a small, uncircumcised masochist, isn't it? No, your dick is an S, a small S! Can you jerk off with such a small dick? You can't hold it, you can only pinch it with your fingers. It's so small even when fully erect, so go ahead and stroke it if you can. If you can, today I'll let you jerk off while looking at my beautiful body as a special treat. But I'll keep on insulting you for your disgusting jerk off!