One day, when I had finally come home early for the first time in a while, I was having dinner with my wife. She had cooked my favorite dish, stewed flounder, so needless to say, I was in a really good mood and a little talkative. The TV happened to be on and a corny drama was playing about the wife of the main character having an affair. "Have you ever had an affair?" "Eh...? -- No, but..." "That makes sense." For a moment, I thought my wife's eyes wandered...