Sandy Village is a top-notch company that helps lazy students who can't find a job until they graduate. Since you're doing the interview, the HR instructions are absolute, right? What's your cup size? How many ex-boyfriends have you had? How do you masturbate? ...If you're rebellious, why don't you go home? We'll also look at your product reviews using your pussy, fellatio service for male employees, and your skills in handling complaints over the phone while using a vibrator. ...Why are you squirting and having ecstasy at the interview venue? That's dirty, so make sure you clean up after yourself. Well, you're sensitive, so I guess you'll be hired as the president's mistress! Make sure you 'sex' produce profits!