I know I'm self-indulgent. I can't help it, since I'm a big spender and like gambling. But I also have a daughter. She's cute, with big breasts and a charming personality. What's more, she loves her father. By offering up this convenient daughter, I've paid off my debt and even received a monthly income in a convenient adoption deal. I'm going to be raped by a pretty old man, but please bear with me.