A collection of stories about what I, an unpopular guy, managed to do at a bar. A horny 30-something woman picks me up. She wants my body like this... I'm actually grateful that she wants my dick. I don't know if she's drunk or if she's just naturally erotic. All I can say is that 30-something women at bars are erotic. There are three of them, but the real one is that nerdy guys are cuter than handsome guys. Please tell me, big sister.