My wife and I were looking for a property to open a massage parlor. One day, when we were lamenting that we couldn't find a suitable property, we saw a sign for "Tada Real Estate". Thinking that it was fate, we went to the real estate agency, where we were greeted by a seductive beauty, Yuka, who was kind enough to greet us and we made smooth progress until we were scheduled to view the property. However, on the day of the viewing, when we seemed hesitant because the property that was introduced to us wasn't that great, Yuka whispered in our ears obscenely, "If you sign the contract, you'll have the right to have sex with me, right?"...