The theme of this pick-up is creampie! Any normal girl would refuse creampie... Even the dumbest girl knows how to get pregnant! And recently we've been hearing a lot about STDs (sexually transmitted diseases). There must be a lot of girls who are worried about STDs... so we're going to take advantage of that and "resolve all of that anxiety and get the creampie negotiations going" with this morning-after pill & STD test sheet pick-up!