I went on a business trip to a deserted rural town. I walked around the buildings in front of the station and saw the words "body wash reflexology"! I entered the shop with a faint hope, but there were a storm of signs on the walls saying "No sex! This shop is not a brothel!" Of course. I thought there was no way I could get the best service at a shop like this that's not even listed on the internet... Oh, they're too close! And is it okay to touch? And even penetration? Seriously? But this is a hidden option, right? So there's an extra charge? What, free? That's the best! I hit the jackpot!