"Young people these days basically do online romance. If you can master online romance, you'll easily become a playboy. (By the way, I'm around 40.) If you can get the hang of it, having sex with these girls will be a breeze. I'll write down a few tips for you. [Four rules for online romance] Rule 1 - A little lie will save both of you. Rule 2 - Don't make dirty jokes for at least a month. Rule 3 - Always be kind and keep in touch frequently. Rule 4 - If they become mentally unstable, it's your chance to have sex. And the most powerful weapon is the tone of your speaking voice. Try imitating the way I speak in V. It really works."