Even a worthless old man can sometimes do miracles. When I was looking for something to masturbate to in the park, I found a cute little girl who looked like an angel. I bought her some sweets and asked her about my penis troubles, and she happily agreed, saying "until my mom comes home," so I was able to fully enjoy her hairless, loli-loli pussy. The park was the best. The worst old man was the best.