One day, my son and his friend Yamada were talking about something called a "body wash esthetics." I didn't know what it was, so Yamada kindly offered to teach me, and I decided to try it out. I had no idea that it was something so erotic... Since that day, every time I see bubbles, I get erotic and my body tingles. So today, I'm going to give my son a "massage." I can't hold back any longer...