I wanted to have sex with a tough guy, so I worked for a private military company, but my overflowing sexual desire caused both my fellow soldiers and superiors to run away from me. So I quit the military. I had no choice but to survive as a day laborer. When I met the men in the civil engineering world, I thought, "The sexual desire of men whose daily meal depends on it is insane." That's why, even now that I've taken over from my husband and become a company president, I still pay them by the day, not by the month. That keeps those guys producing sperm and rock hard! So, which worker should I milk today?