When your neighbor's wife is locked out of her house after a fight with her husband, invite her back into your room, saying that it's time to cool down, and pretend to listen to her as you offer her a drink laced with an aphrodisiac. Perhaps because she feels safe with you as a neighbor, she drinks more and the aphrodisiac starts to take effect. After that, gently hug and kiss her hot, flushed body, and then she'll be completely exposed. The trick is to be a good listener (lol)