My penis hurts so I go to the hospital... The diagnosis is that I masturbate too much. A beautiful nurse starts wiping my penis before treatment! Then she says, "It's hard to wipe it if you're not erect," and shows me her breasts and panties! When I get a full erection, the nurse gets excited and gives me a blowjob! She thinks I won't be able to masturbate for a while, so she inserts it right away!