The beautiful, high-achieving, and busty student council president, Rui Hiiragi, is the object of admiration for all the students. There are tons of male students who want to date her, but unfortunately, Rui already has a boyfriend. That's me (sparkle). We have sex almost every day, so I guess I'm in the prime of my youth?? Changing the subject, there's a creepy teacher called Zanpe who is hated by the students, and he's the only one who gives me my Math II homework... oh no, I can't write the character limit...